Funniest Top gear IMO

[Serj22]

What if you were asked to do a beach assault landing with the Royal marines, but all you had was a Ford Fiesta?


http://youtube.com/watch?v=vauvmLPOoHo

[fujisawa]

actually i think it's more like "what if you had a Ford Fiesta and you asked the Royal Marines to help you storm a beach?"
I can't imagine how much that cost!!! Because Top Gear assuredly had to pay for the heli and vehicle costs ...

[howdy]

Love this show... best one for me was the race between a Bugatti and a Jet.

Bugatti Veyron vs. Typhoon Jet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRQ6QEeeEAY)

[fujisawa]

i think i laughed hardest on the "homemade police cars" one where Jeremy puts Boddicea spikes on his rear wheels ... and then when he tries to take out the enemy car with them, he rips his own wheel off the car!!!!

[Serj22]

i think i laughed hardest on the "homemade police cars" one where Jeremy puts Boddicea spikes on his rear wheels ... and then when he tries to take out the enemy car with them, he rips his own wheel off the car!!!!

I did see that one. It was kinda funny. I can't imagine how much you'd have to pay to fuel the helicopters and landing craft... or maybe they did it for free to promote the military. Don't know. I just like "oh look. The smoke grenades fit perfectly in the cup holders"

[electric V]

Ford Fiesta official veficle of the Royal Marines

I don't like the hatchback very mutch but the sedan looks okay. And the car is a hell of a lot beter looking than the focus

[Serj22]

IT actually looks remotely similar to the focus considering the headlights and front end, and hatch... people think the focus is a japanese import anyway...

[electric V]

The current focus is only a sedan and coupe we don't have a hatch. :(

[Serj22]

Oh well, I'll cry another day. Never had any luck with Ford automobiles anyway, especially the focus.

[electric V]

A friend of mine has one the last model. It was okay because it was fairly big but now the civics are bigger.

Ford should bring the Kuga over as well it looks alot like the CRV.

[Serj22]

They already have a Ford that looks like a Cr-v. I think it's called the Escape.

[electric V]

But that is an ugly ford the Kuga has alot of the cool euro styling that the fiesta has

[Serj22]

It looks like a German Car -

http://www.rpmgo.com/images/ford_kuga_concept.jpg

This looks more like a Cr-v Clone, except about 6 years too late...
http://www.oakparkjournal.com/2007-FordEscapeHybrid.jpg

[fujisawa]

ford's entire product line in Europe looks better than the crap we get here, with the exception maybe of the Fusion. it's because the EU lineup wasn't designed to pass US crash tests. and the reason for THAT is because competing regional design centers don't want to give up responsibility for designing stuff. same story with GM - all the Chinese Buicks are way nicer looking that ours :P

[Serj22]

http://streetlegalconcepts.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/honda_crv.127143934_std.jpg

[howdy]

It looks like a German Car -

http://www.rpmgo.com/images/ford_kuga_concept.jpg

This looks more like a Cr-v Clone, except about 6 years too late...
http://www.oakparkjournal.com/2007-FordEscapeHybrid.jpg

That looks a little like the VW Tiguan... I like the styling tho.

[GTCB-chris]

i prefer Amish styling
http://simplymarvelous.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/horse-drawn-car.jpg

[electric V]

What do you mean amish. That is a high quality Cadilac SXD:D

[Serj22]

Speaking of European Crash tests, anyone seen the Jaguar where if you hit someone with it, the hood flips up and hits them again?:D

http://car-reviews.automobile.com/news/jaguar-xks-pyrotechnic-deployable-hood-wins-safety-award/1859/

[GTCB-chris]

haha i hope the timing is right, too early, nothing, right on time it will take some of the force, too late and you get hit, then thrown off the hood.

[Serj22]

It's a double whammy!

[electric V]

My dad sent me an e-mail of a power point presentation. Some guy in his Audi RS6 Advant cut his car in half by driving through a tree. It went from the front passenger side to the back of the driver side. A clean cut.

[Alpine]

Gee, he drove it straight into the SALT BEACH WATER and it actually managed to get out onto the SAND and drive around. Remind me not to buy that particular car when it ends up in the used car lot!!

[Serj22]

There was a first part of the episode where they rig it to be bulletproof, waterproof, etc... that's why it took the saltwater beach harassment, and the cup holders fit the smoke grenades perfectly, but the glove box only fits two clips of ammo...:(

[electric V]

Does Mazda make that engine too. By the way who cares about the smoke grenades especially if you can only have two. I'd rather have extra 40mm frags that I could laod into my M203 grenade launcher.:)

[Serj22]

by the way who cares about the smoke grenades especially if you can only have two.

because they fit perfectly in the cup holders!!!!

"remember to shoot the enemy in the middle of its face!"

[GTCB-chris]

haha, is that car AWD?

[Serj22]

haha, is that car AWD?

Not sure, it may be FWD, I'll have to watch the first part again, you can see it on the same youtube channel I believe.

[electric V]

I am positive that the fiesta is FWD unless they modded it on top gear. I used to watch monster garage but it got boring after a while. The best monster garage was the one with the delorean.

Frags do hit the enemy in their face and also in various other parts of their body:D

[Serj22]

NO! Best monster garage was the wheelie ambulance or the cop car doughnut factory...

[GTCB-chris]

i loved monster garage!

[electric V]

I just like that Jesse James hated the delorian and they never finished it and crushed it with a tank.

[GTCB-chris]

haha i forgot about that, it was sick

[Serj22]

The ones I saw that were junk was the first attempt at the Hearst gravedigger, which they put through a car crusher, and then the Mazda Rx7 I believe and he tried to put a big ass swamp tire on the back to turn it into a sandrail, and it didn't look anything like stock, and all the sand-railers kicked his ass in a race, so he drove up with a Suburban, opened the monroof, and there was a minugun that flipped out and he unloaded like 2,000 rounds on the mazda and it turned into a smoldering piece of swiss cheese. It was awesome.

[electric V]

I have a Hotwheels game and you can put a duel minigun on the top of your car it is my favorite weapon:D

The car that could pick up the golf balls and shoot them was pretty sweet. I would shoot my neighbors. They always drive on the wrong side of the road. One of these times I won't move out of their way.

[GTCB-chris]

i use to have a LEGO computer game, it was sick. remember the Oregon trail?

[Serj22]

DUDE! I have oregon trail ON MY PHONE!!!

[GTCB-chris]

oh my god, what carrier do you have?!?!?!?!11111oneoneone111!!!! jizz in my pants!11

[Serj22]

Verizon. I pay $1.99 a month to have it and every penny is worth it. Even though my kids constantly die of snake bites and dysentary, I always make it to oregon, where i can find a new family.

[GTCB-chris]

i have t-mobile, ill have to see if they have it!

[electric V]

I just got speed racer for the Wii today. It is a pretty sweet violent racing game.

I had oregon trail and a game called DethKarz for the PC. fun times we should have a score keeper to see who has the most thread hijaxs.:D

[GTCB-chris]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Thread-Hijack/1/Hijack-Duke_Nukem_Mission.gif

[Serj22]

What a bad game... the original said "are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" oh no... my age is showing...

[GTCB-chris]

what game is that from? it looks really familiar.

[Serj22]

Oh man... sadly it was called "Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja" and it was an arcade game we used to have in our shopping center near our house when I was a lot younger, and you basically walked around just hitting people and you were supposedly rescuing Ronald Regan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Dudes

It was a horrible game... Double Dragon was way better.

[GTCB-chris]

hah one of my friends when i was younger and living in NC, had the original Mortal Combat arcade game, it was sweet