I could have used "amphibious" on our TL that got drowned in a flood!I went with something like this as a "cover" for my last hitch.
It got me stopped in parking lots a couple of times, asking me if my vehicle was amphibious.
We used to have tons of those around here--we're in a boating area. When I worked in industrial distribution in the Downriver area, a lot of guys came by the branch looking for bearings as they were making their own out of used boat props.
Lately it's Harley emblems...