Heh.. shirtsleeve weather for my friends in Canada, eh?
Jokes to bring a smile
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Billy was playing basketball in his driveway when he lost a contact lens.
After a brief but fruitless search, he gave up looking. His mother decided to
search for it instead and within minutes she'd found the lens.
"How did you do that?" Billy asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing Billy," she explained. "You were looking
for a small piece of plastic, I was looking for $150."
After a brief but fruitless search, he gave up looking. His mother decided to
search for it instead and within minutes she'd found the lens.
"How did you do that?" Billy asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing Billy," she explained. "You were looking
for a small piece of plastic, I was looking for $150."
^^ so much truth in this funny tale... which exactly what makes it so funny.
But how will she wrangle the credit collectors when they come knocking?
The same way I do... Lie on her back, kick her heels, and scream. 😭But how will she wrangle the credit collectors when they come knocking?
Are crackers optional?
Heh... fluffing the resume.
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